laugh trip!

Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines...
* Nakasulat sa pader:"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANGANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard:"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ONBEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in auniversity:"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE AQUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres:"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.:"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu:"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!and this is the best of them all!!

* on a building somewhere in the Philippines..."NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NGLABADA KUNG LINGGO"